apane bistar par
chhipakali dikhana badi samasya nahin hai,
badi samasya tab prarambh hoti hai
jab wo gayab ho jati hai !!
😂😂😂😂😂

baba ramadev ka bas chale to,
aalu paratha ko bhi patanjali pizza
bolakar bechana shuru kar de !!
😂😂😂😂😂

nasha hai unake
pyaar ka jisamen ham kho gae,
unhen bhi pata nahin chala ki kab
ham unake ho gae !!

kitane anapadh
hote hai mausam mohabbat ke,
naam e ishq sunate hi jindagi
jhumane lagati hai !!

sidha sa saval
tha mera "ishq kya hai tumhare liye",
usane "tum" kahakar meri
bolati band kar di !!

sau-sau ehasas
chhupe hai mere ek-ek lafj mein,
rab jane tum kitana
samajh pate ho !!

akal ne der
kar di aane mein,
ishq ke kaam aa chuke
the ham !!

aaj ek ladaki ne
sabase bhayanak dhamaki de dali mujhe,
boli "jyada pareshan karega to
shadi kar lungi tere se" !!
😂😂😂😂😂

tum thaharo,
aaj wakt ko jane do !!
😘😘😘😘😘

jyadatar ladakon
ka career to vahin khatm ho jata hai,
jab college mein ladaki bina bhai bole
madad mang leti hai !!
😂😂😂😂😂